Wahahahahhaahha! It is I, Queen Icelinda of the
Icelands! I have kidnapped ALL Nimblino's grandchildren
and there's nothing you can do about it! Now you must
become MY servants as I rule the universe!! You will do everything I say because it's a very special day today and
I do NOT want you to ruin it. It is my darling daughter Icecreama's birthday and she shall have EVERYTHING she asks for. Otherwise it's the dungeons for you!!!
SECOND, you must make
her a birthday cake so tall
it will take 15 stupid gruggles
to carry it. It must have
beautiful ice icing, and be covered from top to bottom
in sparkles. And DON'T get
any ideas about eating any
of it yourself!
FIRST, make her a birthday
card. She loves pop up birthday cards the best. It must include
her favourite colours ice blue
and ice white. It must show her favourite things - herself, her face, and her pet bat Shreika. You
must write her a message about how beautiful and wonderful and clever she is.
THIRD, you must create a performance fit for a princess!
She loves magic, acrobatics,
jokes, songs, music, dance,
oh how she loves to dance.
She's the best dancer. She won Dancing on Ice
(Ice Lands Special) where I was
the judge. Oh and listen to her beautiful singing voice...